crazy pappu

Pappu ek baar bataya tha mujh ko,Barasti barish se ishq hai usko,Aur uska ishq pane ke liye,Yeh aankhe har din barasti hai.

pappu sohan

Pappu : Aaj maine apne class ki sabse pyari larki ko phasa li..
Sohan : Woh kaisey?
Pappu:class lagi thi.. Maine kagaz ka jahaz bana ke Pheinka. Jahaz teacher ke pass chala gaya. Us ne gussey se poocha yeh kiss ne pheinka? Maine us larki ka nam le liya or woh phas gaye bichari.

pappu aur santa

Pappu: Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachna!
Santa sitting with his dog in the theater, “Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket jo liya hai.”

school joke

"Sarkari school ke Bachay kisi ko ghaseet kar lay ja rahay tha..
Path mein ek Bujurg ny kaha: Baccho!
Ladkay ko chor do ye khud school chala jaye ga..
Bachay jor se bole:
Babu ji ye shagird nahi, hamara ustad he,
roz school se bhaag jata hai"

silly joke.

Meri Kam Ke Bahadur Jwano Utho,Kab Tak Tumlok bethe Raho Ho?
Kam Par Ye Wakt bahot bhari Hai,Utho Jaldi Karo,
Jootey Chapal Sab Chorr Do
TUFAN STORE Pr cheeni Aa Gai Hey

marriage proposal

Pappu & Chandni ek restaurant pe:
Pappu: Maine last bar puch raha hoon, tum mujhse shadi karogi?
Chandni: Nahi!
Pappu: Soch lo!
Chandni: Keh diya na nahi,
Pappu: Waiter bill alag alag lana

pappu..

Pappu 2 Dokandar: Is mirror ki kya guarantee hai?
Dokandar: Aap iss ko 100 floor se nechay girao, mirror 99 floor tak nahi toote ga.
Pappu: Wah bahut badhiya, pack kar do!

shayrana..

Jo hukum karta hai woh iltejaa bhi karta hai, Yeh Aasman bhi jaake kahin pe jhukta hai,
Tu agar bewafa hai to yeh buri khabar bhi sun le, Mera intezaar koi aur bhi kartaa hai.

shayrana

Teri Yaadein Hai Basi Zameen Se Aasmaan Tak, Dekh Kar Haseen Chand Royengi Ye Raatein, Bas Jana Tum Aankhon Mein Khawab Ban Kar, To Shayad Zara Sa Sambhlengi Ye Raatein,
Bhula Na Paoge Tum Meri Mohabbat Ko Kabhi, Aawaz De Kar Roz Tujhe Bulayengi Ye Raatein

latest joke

Labon se pucha: Aakkal bari ya Bhains?
Srabon confused ho gaya & then after sometime replied: Tu mujhko ullu samjte ho kya? Janamdin to bataya hi nahi. …!!!

shyrana joke

HAR JAGA TUM HO, ASMAN ME TUM HO, ZAMIN PE TUM HO,HAWA ME TUM HO,JAHA BHI DEKHO TUM HI TUM HO.
PANTI WALI AUNTY SAHI KEHTI HAI
"KITAANU" HAR JAGAH HOTE HAI.....

funny rahul(2)

Liton to Rahul: Agar tum batao ki is thole ke andar kya hai, toh saare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai to wo murgi bhi tumari.
Rahul: Liton ji, koi hints toh do na plz?

funny rahul 1

Rahul: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Mayanak: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Rahul: Kya naam hai uska?
Mayanak: Wo ek Bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA”

freindship.(2)

Pappu bada dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne uss se poocha, “Kyu, tension mein ho?”
Pappu: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 3 lakh rupeey diye thay, ab sale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon!

hunger on the rockz.

Sabu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 10 butter naan kha liye.
Kuch der bad toilet mein pet pakar ke ro raha tha or bhagwan se request kar raha ki,
“He Bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!”

baap beta chapter3..

Ek Bap beti se kaha: Pehle to tum mujhko papa kahte the ab dady kuyn kahte hoo, Kiya wajah hia ?
Beti Bap se kaha: Papa kehne se mera lipstick jo kharab hoo jati hai!

freindship..😜

Pappu: yar mere pas paise nhi hy mujhe kapre lena hen kya karun?
Dost: To bank se loan le lo
Pappu: Loan to le lun magar hmko sirf cotton pehanne ki adat hai

baap beta gyan cahpter 2

Bap:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.
Beta:Thank God I was born after that .Pehle Paida hota to mar hi jata .

hawaldar...👌

Habildar: Tumhe kal subah 6 baje pe phansi di jayegi.
Liton: Ha ha ha!
Habildar: Kyu hass rahe ho?
Liton: Main toh subha 9 baje tak sota hoon!

new hindi joke..

Rohan & Mohan were sitting in a kabristan & were talking.
Rohan: Mohan, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hai.
Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai..!

girlzz.....

Murad ek larki ko dekh ke bola: Lafz tere geet mere! Gazal koi suna du kya?
Murad se Larki: Haath mere gaal tere! Kaan ke neeche bajaun kya? …

baap beta..!!!

Bap: Tumhari abhi pitai karti ho nakhoon(nails) kyu nahei katay?
Beta: Mmm… main toh subha roz kattaa ho par van ka driver itni slow drive karta hai ke rastay mein hi nails bar jatay hai. …

santa on traffic..

Santa Traffic mein Fasa hua tha,
Achanak se Santa Helmet par khujane laga…
Banta: O paji, Helmet ke upar se kyo Khuja rhe ho…
Nikal ke khujao..
Santa: Jab tere Tango ke bich khujali hoti hai,
to Pent utar ke khujata hai kya?
Pagal Sala…

apartment on rent..

Santa: Nahi nahi… Mein yaha to bilkul nahi rahuga…
Itna chhota sa kamra, Upar se na khidki, Na bathroom, aur Nahi Toilet…
Muje mere Paise wapis chahiye bas…
Apartment Owner: Arey par ye…
Santa: Nahi nahi… Paise Wapis hi chahiye muje to bas…
Apartment Owner: Abey Gawar aadmi, Ye Lift hai, Makan upar hai…

winter gyan..

Aaj ka Mahagyan
Insaan ko Jitni chadar ho
Utne hi pair pasarne chahiye
.
Nahi to…
.
Thandi lagti hai bhai.

Thandii...

Thand kya hai… Kya hai Thand???
Hamare Aatmbal se thand ka bal jyada hai…
Ye Sochna “Ye hai Thand”
Use Dar kar, Hath pair dhokar,
Bina nahaye, Bathroom se pith dikhakar Bhagna
“Ye hai Thand”
Us thand ko Marne jaa rha hu mein…
Uski Chhati chirkar..
Saboon se nahane jaa rha hu mein…
Jai Mahismati…

gyani baba..

Aaj Morning Me ek baba ne pakad liya aur bola :
“Bachha nikal 500 Rs. aaj se tera bhagya khulne wala hai.
1 Carore Pati Baap ki 1 Lauti beti se teri Shadi hone wali hai.”
Mein bola : “Arey Baba ! Tu 1000 le le…
Par ye to bata ki, Ghar mein jo 2 Bachhe aur 1 Bivi hai, Uska mein kya karu?”

alcoholic baba😎

Court mein Geeta- Geeta ki Kasam ke bajay
Agar 3 peg pilakar gawahi li jaye to
Sahi Faisla aane ki Sambhavna

police cant stop alcohol..😁

Mana nahi kar sakti Police kisi ko pine se galib
Kyon ki…
Punjab police ke kandhe par likha hota hai – PP : Pi Pi
Hariyana police – HP : Humesa pi
Andhra Pradesh Police – AP : Aahista Aahista pi
Gujarat Police – GP : G bhar ke pi
Delhi police – DP : Deshi bhi pi
Madhya pradesh police – MP : Maje se pi
Rajasthan Police – RP : Roj pi
Aur sabse khas,
Uttar Pradesh Police – UP : Utarne ke bad fir se pi
Sarwyat khasm khas…
Maharastra Police – MP : Mare paryant pi

free cigarette in delhi

Report se Pata chalta hai ki, Delhi me 1 Din ke liye rahna matlab “50” cigarette pine ke barabar
hai…
Jetali : To chalo nikalo fir 1000-1000 Rs. Sab log…

50 and 200 notes😂

Mubarak ho pure 9 Mahine bad 2000 aur 500 ke noto ko
200 aur 50 naam ke bachhe hue hai.
****************
Traffic Police wale 100 ki note lete nahi the
Aur hum 500 ki dete nahi the,
Isliye RBI wale ne 200 ki Note ke sath
Bich ka Rasta nikala hai.

1 Bahut hi Taja Research se yeh pata chala hai ki,
Wife apne bachcho ko tej aawaj me Isliye dantati hai
Kyonki…
Husnand me Khauf bana rhe…

confusion pull or push

Bhai Kitni bhi padhai karlo…
Degree-Vigreeya le lo…
Lekin Restaurent ke darvaje par
Push aur Pull likha dekhte ho to
2-3 Second ke liye sochna padta hai ki,
Sala Dhakelna hai, ki Khichna hai…

iphone X

Kal Wife ne iPhone X Kharida,
Wo Subah Uthkar Makeup karne lagi…
Mene Kaha Subah Subah Makeup karke kaha jaa rhi ho…
Wife: Kal Sham ko mene iPhone X me Face Id wala Password rakha tha…
Aaj Subah uth’te hi Sasura muje pahechan nahi rha hai..